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BREAKING: Photographic Evidence of Vampire Rabbit Emerges
This is not a drill, people. New evidence has emerged that vampire rabbits — once though to exist purely in the realm of fiction — are indeed real.
“I told you they were real!” exclaimed an ecstatic Karl van Bibber, a cryptozoologist who has devoted his entire life to hunting vampire bunnies, a pursuit many thought was a total waste of time until last night.
Others aren’t convinced. “Um, photoshopped,” read a two word statement from renowned biologist and two-time Pulitzer Prize winner E.O. Wilson.
What do you think?
Via Reddit.
I should be doing more with my Saturday night than looking a milli adventure time gifs.
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Monday dance.
City Council Mandates Puppies Every 15 Feet at Public Park
A new city ordinance, passed via a 5-4 vote at last night’s city council meeting, mandates that all public parks will have puppies every 15 feet. ”We really feel that this is going to makes our outdoor spaces more vibrant and enjoyable for visitors,” said city comptroller Louis Becker, who introduced the measure.
Not everyone is convinced, though. City councilwoman Alexandra Schiff voted against the puppy ordinance. ”I really don’t think this is a wise use of our city’s cash reserves,” said Schiff. ”I like puppies as much as the next person, but we have fire hydrants that need servicing, roads that need repair, a centennial celebration to plan… but we’re spending our money on dogs? I just don’t get it.”
Proponents of the measure point out that Schiff might be sore that her “Cats on Main Street” measure, which sought to install hanging baskets containing kittens all along main street, failed at a council meeting last month.
Via lindalovisa.
If this was real, it would really make my day.
Judgmental Bunnies Disapprove of Your New Boyfriend
Millie, Henrietta and Olaf are just looking out for your best interests. They want you to find a nice guy you can settle down with, marry, start a family.
Your new boyfriend Jeff — sure, he has his own place and he may make good money as a bartender. But, he has tattoos. Tattoos. Is that really the kind of guy you see yourself with long-term?
Via Carly & Art.
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